Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .