Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.