Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .