Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What did you win?

Atrophy

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Revenant Jokes More Revenant Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .