Leo Jokes

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .