When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.