When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .