When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Previous Random Joke Next
Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss