When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.