Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.