Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.