What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise