What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke