What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...