What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.