What kind of monkey can fly?

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?