What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.