Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Al Gore's the stiff one.
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
A baby hit by a snow blower
Little Caesars.
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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m:bleeding Twice
Half a cheetah.
A crip
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D