What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.