What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D