What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater