How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.