What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.