What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.