What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.