What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.