What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !