Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack