Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !