What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Their miscarriage

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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They have Barkinson's

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.