A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
They shake hands.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A seasoned veteran.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals