Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.