Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!