Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir