Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael