Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.