Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window