Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.