Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals