Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.