Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.