Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals