Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals