Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!