Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.