What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals