What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.