What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.