What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.