A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Salt and Pepper shakers
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals
