What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals