What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.