What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.