What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals