What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.