What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals