What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing