What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing