Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.