Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!