What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.