What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

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What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.