What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"