What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.