What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Previous Random Joke Next
Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!