What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How did the feminist die?

Alone

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!