What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"