What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string