Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!