Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.