Because they're stupid" said her friend.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Because they're always footing the bill.
With a gummy worm as bait
Pork! Pork! Pork!