What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!