How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.