How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE