How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence