Partner Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What crime is he accused of?

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What is it called when you call your ex?

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Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.