How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.