How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.