How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.