How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight