What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"