What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!