What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth