What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth