Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

License Jokes More License Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.