Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.