Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

License Jokes More License Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.