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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
A screwdriver
The Sound of Sirens
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Unplug the merry-go-round.
Reddit Old
Laying mantises.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Make way, children.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
