Buckle Buckle
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Babe, it's a valve!"
Batman!
Michael Schumacher.
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
They steer them!
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
A baegull.
Sting operation, of course!
Kobe beef
Because they always diode.
Prom
He parks his car, man.
