Buckle Buckle
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
Galapaghost Islands.
Stop laughing and reload
Get off at the next stop!
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A tourist.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
Pigpockets.
Warning: Gore
Carve a turkey
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
