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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Laying mantises.
Can I get that..Just ice"
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Americas already got two running for president.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Because they knead dough.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
he missed the rains down in africa
A few months ago
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
