Buckle Buckle
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Under the soap.
Galapaghost Islands.
I ain't no chive, Turkey."
a turkey
Edgar Allan Po-Po
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Aqueous humour.
He needed a place to crash.
The wheel :)
A Zikachu
You gotta catch Jamal
