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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Licence and registration please.
HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
Warning: Gore
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
It saw a pikachu across the street.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Meals on wheels.
get off the merry-go-round! :)
Unplug the merry-go-round.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
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