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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Because he was going *to fast*!
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"
The Pastryarchy.
The Turkey.
By the way it Goebbels
NASCOW
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
