What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!