What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.