What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.