How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.