How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.