How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.