Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
5,6,7,8!
because he had a dying light
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Because they are light.
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
A nun with a javelin through her.
A metronome!
Gnomenclature.