How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!