How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.