None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
He dies in his LA home at 82.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
Because he fingered A-minor
