How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma