How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"