How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista