How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista