What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.