What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !