What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.