None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
None, they just make the nepalese do it.
Phantom panes.
Because he had gnocchi.
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Sore arms.
No Escape
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
