How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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