To get to the other side.
A private tutor
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
