You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
La chaim-lich maneuver.
A Pastatute
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
A Bobbitt
Punchline
Roflmao
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
He feinted. (Sorry)