You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
A no-brainer
Just say "shoe".
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Ba-dum-tss
In the punchlines.
The stand-up chameleon.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
He feinted. (Sorry)