Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.