Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.