Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline