Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.