Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss