What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .