What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!