What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!