Bomb Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

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Where r my legal briefs?

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What is a racing car owner called?

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The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

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I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.