Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.