How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!