How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.