How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...