How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!