What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.