What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC