Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.