Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.