Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.