Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.