Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.